The breast-clutching gesture
(There will be a barely clad male model showing off his hot hairy body in Daily Jocks homowear ads; you have been warned. But otherwise this is, remarkably, a posting about art, in particular...
View ArticleA flagrantly gay Black Friday offer
(You can tell from the title that this posting will clearly not be to everyone’s taste, even if technically it doesn’t have to be shielded from kids.) This striking composition of bodies (advertising...
View ArticleNaked men in Santa caps
(Rampant nakedness, juicy description of man-on-man sex, definitely not for kids or the sexually modest) A piece of sheer raunchy frivolity. Two naked lads, a hunky bottom and a twink top, both wearing...
View ArticlePlacebo Domingo
Not a mangled tenor, but the Sunday (12/10) Doonesbury strip, back to savaging the dietary supplements Prevagen and Balance of Nature as expensive placebos: (#1) Both companies advertise relentlessly...
View ArticleThe power of a tiny prick
(Vast amounts of penis-talk, and frank discussion of sexual acts, so not for kids or the sexually modest.) Appearing in the last few days, a spot tv commercial for Roman — or Ro, or ro — generic ED...
View ArticleThree shoeshis
Yesterday, in my posting “Today’s food punmanteau”, about this composition: (#1) The memic shoeshi is a work of art, made (mostly) from food; it is neither edible nor wearable — though it could be...
View ArticleGrunt Oil
(Man-man sex discussed in street language, so not for kids or the sexually modest) It’s 3/15, the day after Pi/Pie Day (in the US), and the Ides of March (everywhere), and also (in ZwickyWorld) Higashi...
View ArticleGive your boys the love they deserve
(About naughty bits — men’s testicles and women’s breasts — so not to everyone’s taste.) From the ads of brands site, “Ad of the Day | Manscaped Gives Men’s “Boys” the Love They Deserve”, from 3/8/24:...
View ArticleCharlie on the couch
Today’s Wayno / Piraro Bizarro is a Psychiatrist cartoon with a stylized tunafish on the couch: (#1) To understand this cartoon, you need to recognize that the patient’s not any old tuna, but Charlie,...
View ArticleName that taqueria
From the annals of remarkable commercial names, a delicious punmanteau name for a Phoenix AZ taco truck, which just flashed by, without remark, in the first sentence of the piece “Motor Mouth” by Aaron...
View ArticleChavo con churro
… take 2. Previously on this blog (in my 5/11 posting “The gay handshake”), a quote from GoNakedMagazine and Travels, on the Medium site, “The Gay Handshake: 5 Reasons Why Blowjobs [Are] Good for Your...
View ArticleDoes he or doesn’t he?
On Pinterest this morning, this entertaining vintage ad, from the site Envisioning the American Dream (“A visual remix of the American Dream as pictured in Mid-Century media”), in “Unintentionally Gay...
View ArticleIn a frenzy
In begins with (the wildly hyperbolic) jockstrap frenzy (in an ad featuring notable male buttocks), followed by some playfulness that treats jockstrap frenzy as a laughable absurdity, turns to raw,...
View ArticlePerrito Nebraska!
Briefly noted. Michael Covarrubias — an American, from Battle Creek MI, who lives and works in Turkey, and is now on holiday in Madrid — has been reporting on Facebook on the texture of the life around...
View ArticleSoft mice
Lightning posting: Downy fabric softener commercial on tv, heard out of the corner of my ear: It brings mice into your laundry I contemplated the other indoor plagues I have suffered here in Palo...
View ArticleWhat’s in YOUR holster?
By some odd accident, today has turned out to be Holster Day — it’s also, unrelatedly, the (96th) birthday of the late Bill Bright, eminent linguist and great friend — as the first panel in a Bizarro...
View ArticleThe NASCAR snail races
That is, the NASCARGOT races, as a Bizarro of 12/26/10 has it, reveling in the portmanteau of NASCAR and escargot (French ‘snail’) and showing us Dan Piraro’s goofy conception of snails in a NASCAR...
View ArticleThe cob-canine corn dog
Steven Levine on Facebook on 8/23, reporting in from an enormously crowded Minnesota State Fair, posted this cartoon t-shirt from the fair, with a note of distress: (#1) SL: I find this t- shirt design...
View ArticleLabor Gay 2024
(There will be nekkid guys and man-on-man sex, treated in street language, so this posting is not suitable for kids or the sexually modest) Today is penultimate August (the first Emperor of Rome is...
View ArticleAnnals of commercials music
It appeared a few weeks ago, and then was often repeated on tv stations I get. At first, I heard it out of the corner of my ear, got the brassy women’s voices singing what was not quite “We Built This...
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