From Ryan Tamares recently, a piece of a Subway Flatizza box. The box woudn’t scan for me, but what it says is Flatizza™: “Cheesy & delicious meets crispy & square” (easily readable as tetrameter, with front-accented feet). Square flatbread with pizza toppings: cheese, pepperoni, spicy Italian, veggie.
Flatizza is of course a portmanteau of flatbread (contributing flat-) and pizza (contributing -izza), without overlap between the two parts.
Here’s the Spicy Italian, with its ornamental ad copy:
In the copy: meaty (twice), great to eat, super crispy, topped, melty, flavorful, delicious, perfect for… If saying can make it so …
